Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "Who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, I wasn't able to reply to Facebook chat message immediately, so my friends planned a holiday and bought flights without me. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
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Bryan_Z 0
^Did you create another account here to comment on your FML? :p (never mind 3 others responded and ruined it XD)
Endymion_fml 0
Facebook friends are not actual friends.
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Comments (241)
mousekeyboard 0
youu made me laff soo hard!! AHAHAHAHHAHAH sorry bro
peanut_dog 0
Calm down, its facebook.
SwingSea 0
W.O.W. Maybe that is a sign that you need to get off of facebook and back into the real world yo
demonpossessed 0
The reason is because no one actually plans to make summer plans with you before summer even starts. Unless you're best friends. I know because I ignore all those pathetic status'
doleofbob 0
I agree you are pretty pathetic. Who is going to reply to that awkward of a status?
Panicattackx5 0
500 facebook friends = I have no real friends.
JamesAven 0
The greatest benefit of Facebook is that it has many groups on the site that you can join. So if you are interested in Chicago Cubs you can research Chicago Cubs in the groups section and you will be able to find friends on there that like the Cubs. This is just one example, I know that you can join groups of your favorite football team, television show, or whatever you want for the most part! If you can't find a group for your interest, you can simply create one! James http://EmailCharger.com
BrannFYR 0
ha ha ha, I clicked FYL but not because none of your "500" friends commented on your status, but because you are clearly an attention ***** and no one likes you and you probably will be like this for the rest of your life. FYL for sure dude.
AngryScotsman 0
That is tragic.
erijgio89248 0
wow. lol. why dont you just facebook chat or call one of your 500 facebook friends lol.