BKCK4187
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate Dan
Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nooneinparticular
Fragrant
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
RowerBud
Cleveland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oddly specific
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
smellsgood
United States
What are you doing?
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
smellslikeroses
Oxnard, United States
Good smell
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
urinetrouble
Hamilton, Canada
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
potpurri_needed
United States
Flavor of the month
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar
I can explain
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
thefriedman
Perris, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mixed feelings
Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
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ceilingfans 1
I found this hard to ********** to
abbytequiere 9
Oh, you're so dirty...
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Comments (117)
MisterEx 28
Be thankful while you can still get it up, bagman.
wikkedphuka 0
get it up? is that how u talk to all women? op is a girl
finished 10
Well then...
SamCat 21
I dont blame you, they smell really good. Just dont rub it upon you, people frown on stuff like that.
hnz 13
Gotta love vanilla!
upyourzlolz 11
I'd be worst if OP was homosexual. Then we would get joke such as: "Hey, why don't you come and here and spray your vanilla on me?"
Torva_fml 16
Not really....? ^
SauceySarah 30
I have some! They smell really good, so I totally understand.
MyLoveDrunk 11
Future cereal killer I presume?
MikeDa1Da 14
If I was a cereal killer, id definitely take out cap'n crunch first.
rocker135 0
Well nothing says arousal like unused hefty bags with vanilla scent
upyourzlolz 11
I guess OPs dick became... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY
bubblepaarty 5
vanilla is pretty arousing. (;
badass243 6
thats low dude
meanmachine888 0
Sounds easy to get you into bed.
Darklord53 0
If Op is a guy then it's already easy.