BKCK4187
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate Dan
Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nooneinparticular
Fragrant
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
RowerBud
Cleveland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oddly specific
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
smellsgood
United States
What are you doing?
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
smellslikeroses
Oxnard, United States
Good smell
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
urinetrouble
Hamilton, Canada
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
potpurri_needed
United States
Flavor of the month
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar
I can explain
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
thefriedman
Perris, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mixed feelings
Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
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ceilingfans 1
I found this hard to ********** to
abbytequiere 9
Oh, you're so dirty...
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Comments (117)
YayFlameWarz 9
Garbage bag condoms; the newest invention from Trojan.
linkinpark98 24
I hear they also help prevent pregnancy by at least 12 percent.
hayleyydean 0
Not available for asians unfortunately
hayleyydean 0
Boy, OP better stay away from the fragrance department..
bbedlock_fml 7
Try vanilla candles!
Jimboom 12
Errr... I think you misunderstood me when I said to take the trash out
elvalil 3
Well now u know to tell ur bf/gf to use vanilla scented things...
jigsawbanana 0
That vanilla scent is 'hella good.
MetaGirl 3
This is a scent-memory thing. I'll bet a chick (or dude) you were into smelled similarly. There are vanilla scented lotions and stuff. Or maybe a vanilla scented candle was burning one time you were gettin it on. You probably don't have a conscious memory of it though. Totally understandable. And hot!
Dorkella 1
Well, it is proven that the younger you are, the more the scent of vanilla will arouse you. If you're a guy anyway...
ScarletBloom 14
Vanilla scent is unique. Being aroused by it isn't abnormal.
Epikouros 32
Wait, there are vanilla-scented trash bags? That's weirder than being aroused by them.