Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of 5 years won't propose/marry me. He would rather wait for his estranged wife to meet someone, fall in love, decide to get married, and do the filing herself. He doesn't want to pay the couple of hundred dollars for the uncontested divorce filing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML
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ParadoxEngine 0
Greedy little asshat, you are probably better off without him since he obviously values money over a relationship, honor, self-respect... etc. Look on the bright side. He'll probably catch a whole host of sexually transmitted diseases if he sleeps with her and considering she is off craigslist, he's taking a huge risk.
effmailayfe11 0
thatts ******* bulllllshit
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Summer_2009 0
Girl, I know how you feel. The exact same thing happened to me about a minth ago. He's in the army and we had been dating for 5 years, but I wasn't ready to get married. So instead of waiting, he got married to somebody else he barely knew to get the extra money per month. And he still thinks its ok to sleep with me even though he's married now, which means I'm better off without him.
FarSide 23
I wish my wife ONLY COST me a $1,000 a month...
hellFighter 0
desperate times call for desperate measures, and we're in a recession. what more can anyone say?
soccerballs 0
thats why hes in the army!! no respect and only wants money. im sorry hes an ass
Amber_Mills 0
ha! no respect in the army. id like to see no respect in basic training.....
theintrollama 0
You're dating someone whose job is to kill people so he can take land away from weaker nations, and you're surprised he's an asshole?
Amber_Mills 0
just because you are in the military doesnt mean your job is to kill people. maybe you should look up the procedure that they have to go through just to be able to shoot back after being fired upon.
SoulsideJourney 0
Haha, **** you, you mindless hippie. And YDI. If he asked you to marry him and you said no, then why would he stay in a dead-end relationship?
thustra 0
@ #147: You're a moron. And, what #149 said.
kevinsoasian 0
If you didn't even try anything to get him then its kinda your fault... but if you did im sorry and i hope your friend didn't know how you felt because if she did thats kinda low
kevinsoasian 0
sorry i posted a comment for the wrong fml