Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of 5 years won't propose/marry me. He would rather wait for his estranged wife to meet someone, fall in love, decide to get married, and do the filing herself. He doesn't want to pay the couple of hundred dollars for the uncontested divorce filing. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while talking on the phone with my long-distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected, he told me, "Well, you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML
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ParadoxEngine 0
Greedy little asshat, you are probably better off without him since he obviously values money over a relationship, honor, self-respect... etc. Look on the bright side. He'll probably catch a whole host of sexually transmitted diseases if he sleeps with her and considering she is off craigslist, he's taking a huge risk.
effmailayfe11 0
thatts ******* bulllllshit
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Comments (189)
madasahatter 0
Why won't YOU marry him?
ilovemycats 0
Well, if you won't marry him, you can't complain if he gets married.
evolveahimsa 0
an extra grand of my ******* tax dollars every month so the wife doesn't have to work? damn government handouts
lmaoatfml 0
You do realize that even military families that have the other married partner working still get that money. It doesn't have anything to do with with them working or not right?
Amber_Mills 0
like i said before, i am married to the army. and he is deployed. they really dont make as much as you might think. i still HAVE to work for us to get by. if thats not what you want your tax dollars to go to then you might consider moving to another country.
Orangeman69 0
why are you not going to marry him but you are going out with him? whats the point at the adult age
bexox 0
How do you know how old they are? She might be 18 or 19. Not everyone is ready for marriage at that age. I know I wasn't.
mustlovemarvin 0
Ahhhh....lucky her.
SarahB0184 0
Don't worry. When she divorces him (which she most likely will) Karma will come back and bite him in the butt and he will lose more than he ever bargained for.
Sofiamia123 0
This is the FML i wrote, and the reason i won't marry him is because i am still in college (I'm only 20)!!! And, my scholarship goes away if i gain a husband making me independent. I think waiting would be more beneficial, but he thinks otherwise. But, it's okay... i definitely dumped him.
corruptmind420 0
hahaha gotta love contract marriages in the military
sirdodger 0
Good riddance.
kd11 0
Wow that's shitty as hell. I had someone try to get me to marry them and we hardly even knew each other, just because he wanted the extra money, and lots of kids... which equals more money.