Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad found condoms in my room and kicked me out of the house. I know I’m 22 but I have nowhere to go. When I told him this, he threw a rolling suitcase at me and told me, “You have somewhere to go now - your boyfriend’s house!” I don’t even have a boyfriend, just casual random hookups. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, my dad caught me having sex with my secret boyfriend, so he threw him naked into the street. I’m 28 years-old and it’s my house. This kind of bullshit is exactly the reason I kept my boyfriend a secret and why I got a mortgage I can barely afford, just so I didn’t live with my dad anymore. FML
Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it off with his girlfriend while I'm away. My parents are still together. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
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Top comments
whos_ur_daddy1 19
You're 22 live your own life
aliezzo 19
Well being 22 implies that she has no right to tell you what to do.
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Comments (83)
janaek683 12
tell her to suck it.
gingypuff 1
It's your moms way of not facing the truth
BananaMan844 4
If you're twenty-two, she can't stop you from seeing your boyfriend...
JayDay_123 18
Wow, sounds like your mom has a serious case of denial. Hopefully the truth'll be let out and you guys will all be able to sort this out peacefully. Sorry OP, and good luck.
dispwned 8
lolwut? Denial, much?
lhbroadway13 3
The truth will come out eventually:/
bloodwraith96 16
You are 22, she will never know what you do in your own place. If she doesn't want to look at it rationally just leave it.
ShenaniganNinja 20
Well, good luck to her enforcing that new rule. You can let he throw a hissy fit all she wants. You should also call your dad out on this. That's completely unacceptable.
fmleli 11
lol sorry op... haha
Delial 14
I'm confused. If you live on your own, you would have had to go to your parents' house, go into their bedroom, have sex, leave the condom, and then what . . . go home? That's just ridiculous. Even if your mom is in denial and trying to place blame, that's a huge stretch.