Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
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w0nderwh4t 14
Maybe she isn't ready for it. I know my parents weren't ready when I first said it to them.
Welshite 40
Then you respond using that same line. And then she'll respond the same. And then you'll have a cyclic conversation that goes absolutely nowhere for the rest of your lives. You'll be practically married at that point.
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Comments (91)
RoseKaioh 9
Ouch. to be fair my boyfie said I love you for the first time at night time at the top of a Ferris wheel overlooking the harbour and I said "thankyou for telling me." It doesn't mean she doesn't love you it just means she isn't ready to say it. my boyfie and I have now been together for over 3 years.
ThreeSheets 14
So sorry- that is a FML.
SweetestHeart93 18
she couldve just said im not ready to say those words to you yet and not what she responded with because im pretty sure you felt like shit afterwards and nobody likes to feel like shit ESPECIALLY when they put their heart out there for somebody. i am soo sorry that your gf didnt say the right thing to you.
GabbyPLluch88 13
let's be honest, it's time for you to walk away, all relationships are composed by two, two who are supposed to give and receive the same from each other
BionicIce 9
Break up with her
BreeStevens 4
I see a lot of comments of people saying "she doesn't deserve you" and various forms of that. I feel like this deserves more info, for all we know they could have just started dating after being set up. Granted the way she went about it was wrong, but I sure as hell wouldn't be saying it back to someone if we just got together.
Blissment 12
leave her bro. asap
Axel5238 29
Sorry to hear that, but it depends on how long you've been dating by a lot. Also what the person is looking for. You guys might be exclusive, but that is just that. I had an ex that originally, just wanted to do date after up and downs & her breaking up with me(but still wanting to date exclusive) I gave up and one night she made a random comment if i'd marry her. I thought about it and threw in the towel couldn't be with someone who's emotions go up and down so much.
BloodyGlass 10
Sorry you had to go through that OP. :(
Shadow9876 19
Dump her.