Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
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Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
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w0nderwh4t 14
Maybe she isn't ready for it. I know my parents weren't ready when I first said it to them.
Welshite 40
Then you respond using that same line. And then she'll respond the same. And then you'll have a cyclic conversation that goes absolutely nowhere for the rest of your lives. You'll be practically married at that point.
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Comments (91)
SUN_lover 19
So sorry OP you will find better, you deserve better.
LevelupKid 8
Damn...she hit ME with that one
tronalddump 3
shit
Rainyknights22 16
Hmm. Never knew love could be taken so offensively.
nikkolaus 15
and you replied: "I'm going to pretend I never met you. Have a nice life." *Door Slam*
Hiimbob9753 0
=O That's ****** up!
daikan88 1
I feel sorry for you. I recently hat a simliar experience.... I told her "I love you" and then she broke up with me a few weeks later. I think she couldn't handle how our relationship was evolving. Now one of my best friends has fallen in love with her and I don't know how to handle it. I just hope it will take a turn for the better in your case. Otherwise she wasn't worth it.