Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
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Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
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w0nderwh4t 14
Maybe she isn't ready for it. I know my parents weren't ready when I first said it to them.
Welshite 40
Then you respond using that same line. And then she'll respond the same. And then you'll have a cyclic conversation that goes absolutely nowhere for the rest of your lives. You'll be practically married at that point.
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Comments (91)
HylianBadger 21
I've been there before. I once dated a guy for three months before he sent me a text one day saying "Can we break up? I'm getting bored of this relationship." It just boggles my mind why a person would want to be in a relationship with someone they don't have feelings for. But I eventually found someone worth being with, and so will you. Good luck!
MadeUpUsername 13
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aspecialspecial 21
Presuming you've been dating/ have known each other for more than a month or three I'd say that's pretty bitchy of her to say. Even if she's not ready for that still should have said something not so hurtful/cold.
Zebediabolical 45
While watching a Star Wars marathon, I did the Ben Kenobi hand wave and said, 'You love me.' She responded with 'Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me.' I guess it could always be worse.
9a_1z 12
I though you were going to say you just turned to her and said 'I know'
Gradask 10
Sorry but I really dont understand calling some one boyfriend or girlfriend unless you love each other from the start. Otherwise you two are just friends with benefits or just friends. I have never dated or been in a relationship with some one I dont love.
leirua91 15
Am I the only one who started every relationship with "I love you"? Can please someone explain me why you are in a relationship before love? That's an honest question, I can't imagine doing that and I don't know anyone who did that.
ekalfhsa 2
I've recently started a relationship with a guy. Nowhere near ready to say I love him, but we're together because there's that potential. And it's exciting getting to know each other. Maybe it won't be love, we'll see, but I know that potential could go somewhere. I'm happy to find out.
itsjustsofunny 17
How could you possibly love someone without getting to know them first through having a relationship. Maybe you do the whole "heart on your sleeve" thing, but most people discover they're love for someone over the course of a relationship.
Algorithm 24
68, you get to know them as friends first. I knew my now-fiancee for three years before one of us finally got the guts to ask each other out. We're as much best friends as partners.
leirua91 15
77 That's what I did every time. We were friends first, knew each other, fell in love. I couldn't imagine having a relationship with someone I don't know. But that's just for me. Thanks to 63 for explaining me your view.
914smv 18
aw Sorry OP hope at some point you both are on the same page
Dexter83_fml 17
Find a new girlfriend op she clearly has no respect for your feelings
Kevinkill70 14
Awww
ezrajab 22
Damn sorry op that must be soo sad for you. Build up your courage and move on no sense in staying with someone who doesn't love you back. Best of luck to you.