Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
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ThatOtherMegan 30
Classy.
Bloodlvst 11
I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.
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Comments (218)
1happymummy 14
I wouldnt leave it lying around in case I had surprise visitors!
fmessiah 19
At least everyone knows you keep it clean and wash it
IcedJesus 5
Or does she..
DarthDeath 12
Next time take a picture while using it :P
rattusrattus 19
I think that violates Facebook's Terms of Serivce... :P
ConesOfDeath 0
24 As long as OP is attractive I'm sure no one will report it ;-D Maybe a girl though...
DarthDeath 12
I didn't know FB had ToS... I'm screwed. :P
grace12898 0
You could always put it in reddit gonwild!
paschale 7
******* a piece of plastic? Ewwwwww. Just sayin
zandalee 20
Don't knock it till you try it... That was a seriously funny FML!!
Senseless_487 29
Somebody's a little repressed...
DarthDeath 12
Is it any worse than having a piece of another person inside of you?
DarthDeath 12
80- Speaking of pictures... yours is so ******* cool!
AnneeSo 6
15- how old are you?
GothicAngel17 24
Are you ******* kidding me? -.- I see you don't believe in enhancing ones pleasure.
pdp_fml 21
It's no shame is it?
westdallas5 4
Post the pic that sounds funny !!!
yanksby7 6
http://imgur.com/gallery/z3CqJ Link to the pic...one of those 20 people (or OP herself) submitted it
uumlaut_strohson 3
this thread is useless without pics
aem2188 3
There is a picture. It went viral. IE, this FML is fake.
yanksby7 6
It's on reddit. And I think lamebook, too
listo351 1
Haha, at least they know you can take care of a situation. How many extra people added you as a friend?
DarthDeath 12
Oh god FB has ToS? Uh oh... :P
listo351 1
Haha, at least they know you can take care of a situation. How many extra people added you as a friend?
cleoxus85 0
Foxy!