Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
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marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. At least you didn't accidentally send it to his father.
khaya 9
You should not start a kinky message with: (a) I'm going to stab you. (b) I am out buying a strap on.
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Comments (141)
plebeianFelix 5
naw, he just took the opportunity to tell you to fkoff while exercising plausible deniability. eh's a keepre.
pancakechick 8
Maybe you're not the type of person that sexts her boyfriend all the time. So he probably thought it was weird to see a sext coming from your phone.
Moota 9
what manga is that? skip beat?
honey_bee_fml 1
That's probably what happened. I've had texts sent to me that were more sexual/lovey-dovey than usual, and I always assumed they were sent by someone else. I was usually right. It's nice to now be dating a guy who DOESN'T let other people look at his phone all the time because I don't have to be so suspicious of every text. Haha.
divin4angels 1
I've been in this situation before and according to my boyfriend it was because I was acting different not because my text wasn't sexy
RiDER1111 0
I'm curious to what was in the message that made it a prank to him but I can only imagine since I've had some bad ones
ceddyz17 10
you should of said... baby guess what .. I'm not wearing any pantys ;)
Calyx_fml 22
It's not that you're bad at it but that he doesn't believe that you would do it at all. Tell him face to face.
Leftieswillrule 3
at least he has a high opinion of you
WitchyArmyWife00 0
saying you want make woohoo is not sexy
SoccerRebel594 0
sims reference :P
jbird1193 3
ease into it next time
alicedbt 0
at least u know he cares about u... :/