Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I'm sorry but Lego is the best!
weasel123 9
Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.
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downtime 13
Damnit that analysis was spot on, the part about me being male anyway. I didn't have the highest of expectations to begin with, so that was pretty impressive. By the way, quotations only apply to things that have been said, I never said the word "whipped". The word also has a different meaning to what I suggested. I'm guessing you had to run because someone somewhere wanted sex and being the good subserviant pet you are you had to leave before you got a chance to make a point. Oh well, next time?
kimmylove 0
Question is...what kinda legos r they? Lol cuz if there star wars legos it would be totaly worth it
ziruxx 4
I'd choose Lego over someone calling sex 'making sweet love'.
bmw535i 0
Are you fat?
Rasetsu 10
Guys love sex, but they're not horny beasts who crave it every second of the day. Sometimes they'd rather play Lego or sports. They care about other things, too.
johnpenrod 0
Never get in the way of a man and his legos! Best toys ever made!!
vincentmacmanus 8
Sounds as if it werent too sweet if he honestly chose that over the latter. xD
Red_Phoenix 7
This is when you realize you need a new bf
jalupe 4
you know the orignal poster had mega blocks as a child lol
natewilson 9
You must be hideous.