Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I'm sorry but Lego is the best!
weasel123 9
Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.
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Comments (239)
praetor_fml 3
Maybe him playing with his Lego blocks is beetter than playing with your block...
natty098 2
anyone who calls it "making sweet love" doesn't deserve it anyways. Lego wins!
downtime 13
220, I'm sorry that you're a slave to women. Maybe you should try getting your dignity back and not act like a little puppy who will run to its master whenever you're called. Suggesting there is even a criteria for "acceptable" activities to be doing when turning down sex is pathetic. If you don't want sex you don't have to have it, no amount of frat house mentality is going to change that.
drmountaindeww 0
You should have put one under his foot :)
Siant 4
Well Legos are boss
Emberlynnn 9
I would pick Legos over my boyfriend haha
miosogos 0
Lego vs sex, I would pick lego
drawmyhearton_fml 3
I would have chosen the lego too
kaid57 2
Hahahahaha good man!!
chilla4m3 6
If you used the phrase "make sweet love to me" I would choose legos to. Because that phrase just creeps me out.