Today, my 27 year-old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, after a silly argument, I decided to walk up on my boyfriend naked, but instead of a cute reaction video, I got a video of him yelling at me to grow up, get my ass dressed, and to stop trying to manipulate him while he’s angry at me. The argument was over the Lego we’re building together. FML
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I'm sorry but Lego is the best!
weasel123 9
Well, Legos are pretty awesome. I can't say I blame him.
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Comments (239)
nwensrich 3
What a champ!!!
nightwolf86 7
Maybe that's his way of saying you suck in bed.
teresedanielle 2
YDI for calling it "sweet love."
auzz1_pride 9
Uh oh 235, time to read my post again. It has nothing to do with me being "whipped" And I forgot that not everyone is man enough to talk to a woman you for instance. You sound like a fat 30year old man who has never been laid before and constantly play video games, I hope that one day you will come out of your shell mate.
PillowsAreSoft 0
Apparently it's not sweet love to him...
franwins0827 7
That's because you called it making sweet love. Hell, I'm a girl and I'd pick Legos.
SheldonCooper47 0
Of course u would unless ur lesbian... ;)
SheldonCooper47 0
Random comment cause of all the keyboard warriors :) 3=====>
ccovey 2
Who the hell says shit like "make sweet love"?
liz813 0
cause you can't spell.
HeartsCry 0
I love Lego that shiZz off the hook