Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet and innocent. Then, without waiting for me to say something, he sighed and walked away, muttering that he always finished last. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
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Top comments
Abraa 19
Aww, cheer up op, I'm sure he meant it! Don't let all your bad experiences in the last scare you away from experiencing good things.
A07 48
Give it a shot OP, nice people still do exist.
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Comments (74)
WasabiMars 21
Cheer up OP, I've had bad relationships, too. But just because you've dated assholes in the past doesn't mean the next one will be, too. Give it a shot. Who knows? that guy may be the one.
RusticChick 27
Never too late to find a good one! Contrary to popular belief, they're not all bad!! Don't let a few bad experiences keep you from getting out there.
cathrope 10
I'm a guy and girls in high school would ask me out because their friends dared them to.
Shopduster 9
I know how you feel op, I can't tell when someone is coming on to me till its to late. Probably cause iv been with one man for 12 years..
storminmormin14 12
Lucky no girl spends more than 15 seconds talking to me
imacatcher 10
I hit you deserve it cause you deserve that guy
lola1313 9
I'm the same way. Text him!!!
Neko9000 11
I don't even know why this is an FML. I understand that sucks but look at other peoples' FMLs.
sabine123_fml 5
Be nice break the rules call him now Ask him about himself let him talk He will think you are great
workingzombie13 6
don't feel so bad nor should you lose hope go out with this guy one guy can make the difference. when i started dating EVERY SINGLE GUY OR DATED either cheated on me or became creepy. first guy cheated on me with best friend, second cheated on me with old girlfriend, third became creepy he started writing my name on this body by date number two, fourth creepy he started stalking me, fifth creepy and cheated me he was bi, sixth creepy he a member of a cult, seventh a cheat who drunk vodka like water treated me like shit once drunk (had the opportunity to cheat on him with his hot friend but I'm nice so i didn't) he somehow had three side hoes, eighth was gay but wanted a girlfriend that was like his boyfriend, nine mister right he has never treated me like garbage, has always protected me, loves me, and will be my husband in august