Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet and innocent. Then, without waiting for me to say something, he sighed and walked away, muttering that he always finished last. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
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Top comments
Abraa 19
Aww, cheer up op, I'm sure he meant it! Don't let all your bad experiences in the last scare you away from experiencing good things.
A07 48
Give it a shot OP, nice people still do exist.
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Comments (74)
syed121417 22
Okay, that really sucks OP and I know where you're coming from, but you really need to stop looking at the glass like its half empty.
Dopeshit_fml 4
id shove the number in his ass
not_so_neutral 5
so if you get hit on by a nice guy and you seam to like him or at least find him attractive that is something bad? get your shit together OP everybody had bad relationships.
avila_boy22 12
those that say deserve it mean the approach of a gentleman
BirdThatCantFly 12
Hhhhh
Kurik0 12
well did you end up giving him a chance?
Sansa_fml 38
I think a lot of people have been there. Don't worry OP! Maybe this is the one, and if not, you might find him soon :)
LyricaSilvan 30
Been there. I have a hard time believing anyone is sincere when they flirt with me, because when I was in school guys would pretend to hit on me as a joke. I've become conditioned to naturally assume that if a guy tells me I'm pretty, it's because he's trying to make fun of me. Then again, I've had lasting relationships, too. So there's always hope. Don't give up. :)
lucasjames22 8
that's sad