Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet and innocent. Then, without waiting for me to say something, he sighed and walked away, muttering that he always finished last. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
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Top comments
Abraa 19
Aww, cheer up op, I'm sure he meant it! Don't let all your bad experiences in the last scare you away from experiencing good things.
A07 48
Give it a shot OP, nice people still do exist.
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Comments (74)
FroggerForReal 11
Wow that truly is an Fml. But just trust it OP there are good people out there. you just have to look closely and be more careful if you wanna know if you're being played. I hope this works out
GeekyGeese 7
I know how that feels OP, but if he wasn't sincere I think you would notice. Anyway, give him a call. You never know what good things may come if you don't give it a shot! ;) keep us updated :)
ziikou 1
I know the feels, but you have to risk it sometimes and the right one will come. Not all are the same.
oKap1 15
Don't live in the past! Maybe you'll be lucky this time
GentlemanBastard 15
Text him relentlessly asking for reassurance that he likes you and you're pretty. Guys love that.
Zebediabolical 45
Guys also love it when you find out where they're going to be from facebook or your friends and you show up. Every time. It's great!
GentlemanBastard 15
This is EXACTLY why I hate Facebook.
crushcrusher 33
give another try trusting.
kerouacdesbois 7
I feel ya!
irishmaiden78 23
It can be very hard to open back up once you've been jaded. Take the time to get to know him and open your heart. He could actually be the person you've been waiting for your entire life.
RedPillSucks 33
Put your past in your behind. Hakuna Matata
introductionn 13
Why is this an FML? I say that in a happy tone! Go on OP, I'm sure he meant it; congratulations. (: