Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
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Top comments
drawmesunshine 17
In his defense, he didn't play an active role in your birth, making it harder to remember.
fthislyfe 22
Still a better love story that twilight
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Comments (87)
xela96 0
Was he wearing his chain and his turtle neck sweater??
ravenxcorvinus 9
did he also provide a birthday cake? lol
anappleaday 0
I've never understood why guys enjoy going down on girls.. I always thought it was more of a favor-type thing, and the girl had to ask.
acidfoxxx 0
So u'd prefer smoking pole then. It's a power thing, it's nice to induce pleasure seizures in a girl with just ur tongue!
glittercookies 12
Guys like you suck.
bizarre_ftw 22
Could be worse. Could be he only remembered the date you first went down on him and tried to make you sing happy birthday to his dick.
TheSmoothDude 10
^ nice comeback.
peachesncreem 21
How romantic?
buttercup_mcm 0
Lmao that's so wrong
furfantasies 0
I still think that's romantic. At least he remembered something.
Bonte 0
He is a man who has his priorities set straight
musicluvr2000 11
At least he remembered something