Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend felt me jump out of bed, heard me run to the bathroom and throw up, then looked up five seconds later to see me take a massive dump on her bath mat. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I enjoyed a lovely shower together. It was indeed lovely until her father came into the washroom to say “Welcome to the family!” whilst taking a giant shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
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Top comments
RyeBreadBoy 0
This can't be true. Everybody knows that girls don't poop. :P
gozar_fml 1
You should sit on her lap and drop one between her legs. After that she will always close the door and lock it.
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Comments (91)
JW_SR 9
LOL...that's disgusting. I don't care how much I like someone, I won't watch them poop.
heavenleigh85 5
U folks are so immature everyone shyts who cares, and i feel sorry for the women that have to hold their farts and poops in front of their husbands cause that just sounds painful. You should be comfortable in your own home with your significant other I don't see the big deal at all
Dilwann 27
I have the same thing. I fart in front of my bf if I want to, I'm only actually embarrassed about it if it smells. But anyone would be embarrassed about that. Nor do I get people not wanting to take a shit in someone else's house. So what, if you gotta go, you gotta go. Everyone does it. And when I get married, I'll be ******** with the door open as well. I would do that already if his mom or friends weren't around. It's really not a big deal.
thatshannah 4
I don't see the big deal with that. I shit with my boyfriend in the same bathroom.
lzmo 20
Isn't it?
lohgo 3
Sounds like a shitty situation
DarkSerebii 11
Don't really see the problem here. Y'all are too uptight. That's true comfort right there.
emanhernandez 22
Sooty i clicked ydi
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The next step will be her changing her tampon while you brush your teeth, and it'll be straight to marriage from there.
tiptoppc 21
Lol. That’s hilarious. Unless she’s got lactose issues like my wife. Then I feel for you.