Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML
Today, I tried to point out to a chap in a van waiting at the lights that his tyre was flat, and that the rim had been spitting sparks all the way down the road. I was told in no uncertain terms, “Mind your own bleedin' business!” FML
Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
Today, a girl seemed to be tailgating me while I was driving home. I ended up letting her past as I didn’t like it, so I pulled into the next petrol station. She did too, so I thought I’d ask her why she was tailgating me. She asked what I was going to do about it, before kneeing me in the balls. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
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Top comments
SpankyMcThrust 6
I hate Chavs. And I live in America for Christ's sake.
lunargh 7
In the UK, we don't have gangsta, we have chavvy. Baseball caps, tracksuits, eyebrow piercings, shaven heads and a deep and pressing urge to tack 'innit blud?' (isn't that right, mate?) onto the end of every sentence.
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Comments (64)
1800getalife 0
lol
youthink_fml 0
Nothing like being stereotypical RDR. You sound like an idiot.
mjref4life 0
lol
JohnByeBye 0
Because stereotyping is generalizing.....duh. When you stereotype you assume that everyone who could fit the stereotype DOES fit the stereotype. (I.E, all people who have AIDS are gay, all Jewish people are good with money, etc.) Not cool.
jisaac09 25
Actually #29 thats like saying that all JEWS are Jewish, or any gay person is homosexual.... so him stereotyping Chavs as being Chavs makes ALOT OF SENCE....
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
I HATE CHAVS. stupid Burberry, track suits, ndubz hats! they all look like tossers! X3!
JohnByeBye 0
Think about what you just said. All people who are gay would call themselves gay. If you aren't gay then you don't call yourself gay and so on. That is not even close to stereotyping.
Postlude 1
You are aware that a Jew is someone who is Jewish, who practices Judaism? It's not a race, it's a religion. I have yet to figure out where people are pulling this shit from.
XxphantomxX 0
I second that ^^^^^^
Soniclover3 0
fail on you man. i know jewish people and none of em are like that. its more like when people talk about the revolutionists in US. Its a heritige thing
Postlude 1
Ooh, that's a nice little rant. Sounds like you just have some good old fashioned racism and antisemitism. Good qualities. P.S. Try to stop pigeonholing, you sound like an asshole. I didn't bring up any Jewish history in my posts nor did I try to stereotype millions of people like you did no less than 3 times. P.S.S. The nazis and their attempted genocide are still brought up from time to time because it just happened in this century, there are still camp survivors alive today, and millions of families are missing aunts and uncles and parents from it. No shit, huh? Think before you spew your garbage.
ThuhBoss 0
Fail.
Twinklestar 0
Must have been pretty loud for people in a speeding car to hear you, or they can't have been going that fast. And it's not like yelling abuse in public would do anyone any good.
nayy_fml 0
wow…
PiNYANo 11
Uhh arsehole sounds like asshole that's the point
mired914 0
My mom does that all the time. People should slow down in neighborhoods.
spoo 24
what's a chav? Typo of Chap?
Styna_fml 0
I saw defined in another fml, it's a term for the common thugish adolescent.
repyourcliche 0
it's a british term for neds, or like a basic ASBO child.
noidea_fml 3
I'm very jealous of everyone on here who doesnt know what a chav is...
EvilPandaxD 24
It's basically the English way of saying "Redneck".
Shanny_fml 0
chav is an english word, the word chav stands for C=Council H=Houses A=and V=violence so tracksuit wearing hoodies who think theyre hard and basic wannabe gangsters. In short SCUM.
cwark 0
It doesn't stand for 'council house and violence'. that's just something someone made up. they don't necessarily live in council houses; 'chav' is just a term to describe someone who is basically a pain to society, wears trackies etc etc.
lunargh 7
In the UK, we don't have gangsta, we have chavvy. Baseball caps, tracksuits, eyebrow piercings, shaven heads and a deep and pressing urge to tack 'innit blud?' (isn't that right, mate?) onto the end of every sentence.
SpankyMcThrust 6
I hate Chavs. And I live in America for Christ's sake.
JakeTheCake 5
@ 8 i believe its actually council house antisocial vermin.
Stay_Fly_Shy 0
I'm with #5.. just wow