Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while talking to the girl I have a crush on, I bragged how people tell me I have a voice for radio. She responded, "And the face for it too." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, my crush and I were talking about hypothetical situations. I told her, "I love you hypothetically." She said, "I love me too." I even got rejected hypothetically. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
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Top comments
CookiexJar 17
Maybe you should.
spekledworf 18
Aw she sounds pretty shallow. Sorry OP
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Comments (89)
BerryPrincess 11
But here's my number, so call maybe.
jaycooter 0
Well there you go you already know the solution to your problem!!!
Arod62694_fml_fml 1
Shallow bitch
gracehi 33
Most people wouldn't consider my boyfriend "hot" but he has one of the sexiest voices I've ever heard, and that played a big role when he was wooing me...a lot of which took place over the phone, since we live 130 miles away from each other. Don't worry OP. Whether or not things work out with this girl, you'll find someone who appreciates you and that asset of yours.
tashapasha 11
You need better standards! If you're only appreciating her for her looks why expect her to do anything different ??
gracehi 33
Who says he only likes her for her looks?
neurodoc 1
Next time call ur crush before you see her in person :P Sorry OP. there are better XXs out there for your XYs :P
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Get that paper yo!
SApprentice 34
Eh, she's a dick, don't worry about her. You have a sexy voice, and that's a really good thing. Women love sexy voices. You'll have somebody swooning for you soon, somebody who is not that shallow.
zombiekitten87 12
Hmm. That was rude of her.
SmittyJA24 26
Why do I think this is a 2-girl (lesbian) thing? Guys don't "crush".
KiddNYC1O 22
We sure do!