Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
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SecretMe00 5
He was probably just ******* with you.
n_epic_fail 14
Probably a drunk that mistook you for someone else.... Or you should consider finding a safehouse.
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Comments (82)
TheThree 0
What's even scarier is the fact that your a female. Your getting raped tonight.
desireev 18
Cruisin' down the street in my 64. Jockin' the bitches. Slappin' the hoes...
Pentium_4 27
i'm not a big fan of rap but i love that song! old school
desireev 18
Gotta love Eazy-E! :)
MrsCunny 1
I love that song!!!
Troggie69 0
He thinks you are somebody else, who he obviously knows where they are. Hes gonna go there. Not to your place. Your fine.
DeadPixel4 29
You're*
Sumo69 9
That was you sorry I thought you were my mom
smartchicksrule 0
.....Sweet dreams OP :)
DocBastard 40
Do you expect this random stranger to be able to track you down based on your clothes and your dirty look? Sounds to me like you have nothing to worry about and are blowing this way out of proportion. But then that's just me thinking logically.
Michael_92 20
But aren't most Fml's illogical? The wtf moments in life that make no sense. (On a side not I am going with Doc don't be worried. The person i'm guessing didn't even know who you are.)
hateevryone 15
he probably thought you were someone else.
WCARlover 35
I hate walking anywhere alone 0_o I had one encounter with a drunk stranger one time and that was enough for me :p
soccerdude79 0
Are your **** large?
maggieandangus 8
Is your head large or is your ego bigger?
causticgirl 6
Can't reason with crazy. Hope you never see the dude again.