Username
United States
Creepy
Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
Justin
Awwww, how sweet!
Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML
sting
Valencia, United States
Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML
MyNameIsNotJeff
United States
Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML
Anonymous
I'm outta here
Today, my boyfriend's recently mated tarantula disappeared from her enclosure with her egg sac, so she's now somewhere in the house with between 20 and 100 babies hatching within a week. I moved out this afternoon. My boyfriend caused this, he can damn well find her before I set foot in there again. FML
Boyufd
Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
NotSpiderman
Edinburg, United States
Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML
QWERTY
Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML
cricketsins
United States
Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML
mac
Bankstown, Australia
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
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Calen5556 0
In Texas we have those all the time. Had one in my bathroom this morning.
Ferretface 13
40- I'm closer to the appetizer portion of Texas myself.
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Comments (123)
blacksswan 10
I would seriously sleep in the car. I feel sorry for you, hopefully you find it.
swinglifeaway123 8
Stuck to the back of your shirt the whole time. That'd be funny.
RabidBunny 10
Scorpion Wins! :D
NotMuchLuck 0
I see what you did there :D
jesernoob 13
flawless victory!
metallicshadow 16
get a honey badger, honey badger aint scared of no scorpion, honey badger eats the shit out of the scorpion
cygerrmany 0
classic! lol
michael509 1
Honey badger don't give a shit !
music87 14
But then they would have a loose badger to catch. LoL
MarioDragon 14
I'd drop some cyanide on it or something to kill it and they'd never know.
eeppiicc 8
Again... So this isn't the first time.
MEXIKANO 0
KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE..when you find it
Apexflash 1
what did you expect from living with someone who owns pet scorpions
drloves69 4
That's gotta be a pain in the ass.
bmar97 5
Ew your roommate is a freak who has pet scropions u less you are in a since classroom
lionlvr 9
She's not a freak. I love scorpions, and it would be cool to have one. Don't insult someone before you know how to spell.
sicnesses 6
Well that's *puts on sunglasses* .....very....umm..... *takes off sunglasses* You should probably move out