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United States
Creepy
Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
Justin
Awwww, how sweet!
Today, after having a 3-day vacation and feeling a bit bummed that it was over, I got home to find a black widow watching her babies hatch in my office window. FML
sting
Valencia, United States
Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML
MyNameIsNotJeff
United States
Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML
Anonymous
I'm outta here
Today, my boyfriend's recently mated tarantula disappeared from her enclosure with her egg sac, so she's now somewhere in the house with between 20 and 100 babies hatching within a week. I moved out this afternoon. My boyfriend caused this, he can damn well find her before I set foot in there again. FML
Boyufd
Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
NotSpiderman
Edinburg, United States
Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML
QWERTY
Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML
cricketsins
United States
Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML
mac
Bankstown, Australia
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
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Calen5556 0
In Texas we have those all the time. Had one in my bathroom this morning.
Ferretface 13
40- I'm closer to the appetizer portion of Texas myself.
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Comments (123)
vandalnofx 0
That is gold
mariilene 3
WARNING: They do play dead.
iFit21 2
I would start to cry. I'm deathly terrified of scorpions >_
Lorysa 11
For what it's worth, if it's one of the friendlier ones that are okay as pets, like an Emperor scorpion, then he probably won't even want to sting you. For things that look like spider-lobster abominations, they're actually kind of cute in their own way... but FYL if you have to sleep knowing that thing is running around! Check your shoes before you put them on...
RockstarRN 10
They aren't that bad. Try living in Arizona! It's a common problem ;))
smoqueedallday 0
Sucks for u dude
Epic_Fail911 15
one creepy roommate you have.. hope you are still alive though
Bloxygen 0
I love how the OP says again, as if it's a regular occurrence :P
lionlvr 9
Cool. I love scorpions. But I'd be pretty freaked out to sleep in there though.
CoverBoy 14
Tell her the punishment is a night with you if she does it again.