Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why we never have sex anymore. He said, "Honestly, you lie there with your arms balled up against your chest, you don't moan or give any indication that you're enjoying things. It makes me really uncomfortable." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the second time. He's really nice, but he's terrible in bed. He busted a nut 3 times before I could orgasm once, and he can't finger to make up for it. His foreplay is trash. I'm starting to lose feelings for him because of the lack of sexual satisfaction. FML
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DocBastard 40
I swear to the Mighty FML Deity, everyone who says "Dump him" gets my foot up their asses. What he did is called "communication" and it's vital to a relationship, especially when it comes to sex. I applaud him for actually having the balls to tell you. How else are you going to learn to stop acting like a corpse during sex?
eternalsunlight 5
So try a new position. Cowgirl should do the trick.
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Comments (201)
billyw02 5
Thank you, sister…
milkweed24 0
Find a new man:)
xNephilim 19
What, so that somebody else gets to **** a corpse?
LuckyLynx7732 5
This could be far worse. He could have cheated on you or dropped you like a bad habit. Be glad he cares about you enough to talk it out. There is a whole world of information out there to help this situation.
mskimbelinapham 5
Lol, idk how people can lay quietly in bed while banging. Like a dead pillow. -_-
SJsGirl 8
I completely agree. When I see girls just quiet and not really moving, I'm shocked. I've tried being quiet. I failed -_-
monkeyy22 6
Maybe they don't like the sex and feel too awkward/inconfident/shy to talk about it to make it better?
primadonna9396 16
It's a chore for some people. Refusing your bf isn't fair as sex is a normal part of a relationship, but it feels pretty ridiculous to put on a huge fake performance when you're just trying to get it over with.
Fmlsea 28
least he told you now you can work on it . You got to be open minded not just laying there or it's not going to be fun for either of you two.
beautifully_ugly 5
If you're just laying there then maybe he needs to check his performance!!!! F His L it must not have felt good....
dmac843 2
Dump the whiney little bitch. If he were more of a man, you wouldn't be just laying there like you feel nothing.
skulltorn 8
Sounds hot to me
baKZ 1
sounds like he wants you to take charge every once in awhile. get on top of him and ride him until he orgasms, better yet make him ask permission to.
Obvious8 3
I love the little nerds who think that you laying there means he is bad in bed. Half these posters are still in high school, and 90% of them are virgins.
dmac843 2
I am hardly in high school or a virgin. Real men make women ******. Pansy ass bitches whine and blame the woman when they can't.