Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why we never have sex anymore. He said, "Honestly, you lie there with your arms balled up against your chest, you don't moan or give any indication that you're enjoying things. It makes me really uncomfortable." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing stopped me in the middle of sex and told me to finish him off by going down on him instead. After a few minutes, I looked up to discover that the noises I had thought were moans of pleasure were actually the sounds of him snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the second time. He's really nice, but he's terrible in bed. He busted a nut 3 times before I could orgasm once, and he can't finger to make up for it. His foreplay is trash. I'm starting to lose feelings for him because of the lack of sexual satisfaction. FML
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DocBastard 40
I swear to the Mighty FML Deity, everyone who says "Dump him" gets my foot up their asses. What he did is called "communication" and it's vital to a relationship, especially when it comes to sex. I applaud him for actually having the balls to tell you. How else are you going to learn to stop acting like a corpse during sex?
eternalsunlight 5
So try a new position. Cowgirl should do the trick.
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Comments (201)
C0N71NG3NCY 6
Holy crap you deserve it. Women who sit there all passive and don't do anything are almost always the one who complain that their boyfriends suck at sex. Sex requires the efforts of two people.
pretty_girl23 0
That suxx balls I swear guys always think they better at sex then girls think again
Fredds_Life 3
Say my name next time, that will spark Somthing!
PiaMiaPerez 1
What's a necrophile ??
fatman1970 25
It's someone who has sex with dead people.
brooks10101 1
Hey im into still lays wanna hump ?
mookiemookie01 24
Maybe you could try moving or being on top.
hazardmuffin 21
Sex is an activity for BOTH people. If he's always on top and you never do anything, try cowgirl position or something where YOU can do the work for once. Maybe try talking to your boyfriend and ask him what he'd like to do with you.
mitchn60 6
I know how he feels. I put everything into making her feel good but when I want to feel some of that all I hear is, and this is the truth, "But you know what you're doing." And she's three years older and has a kid!
aerogxt 7
Put your mouth on his dick and see if things don't just work out for the two of ya.
Scoutman 5
Maybe if he was man, you wouldn't have to lie there trying to feel something. Your life sucks. Dump him