Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I woke up from a nap and thought I felt somebody's arm in my bed. I frantically start hitting it and start screaming. I soon realized it was my own arm. I'd fallen asleep on it, and it was completely numb, I couldn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
Today, I awoke to a strange feeling on my feet. It felt like a tongue, so at first thought it was the dog, but we don't have one. I looked down and it was my roommate. FML
Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML
Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
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Top comments
enamis 3
Well, what was it!? You can't just leave us hanging!
TheCamoWulf 17
You either have a ghost of a decease animal or you have a weird burglar.
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Comments (89)
annakpok 7
damn
rinaurion 0
Leprechauns can sniff too...
beavecoon 4
do you believe it was a beavecoon head of a beaver body of a racoon?
ChuckNorris2 4
Sounds like it's time to set some traps. Oh, and keep in mind that there's monsters under your bed. Sometimes they invite me over too.
Cass_x 22
ohmygod that's one of my biggest fears, fyl :(
esfox83 17
My childhood fears happened to you!
marick73 4
I know this comment is a bit late but, don't you know you never ever ever let anything hang off the edge of a bed? That's just not safe!! That's where clowns live.
noamkitty 3
I know that feeling just keep a baseball bat under your pillow if it felt slightly human leave that house and call the cops
brandymartinez 2
well then what was it ????!!!!!!