boardman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gemma
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice to know
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Coolios
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
photonut13
Canada
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
ParentsSleepingOnMyCouch
Renton, United States
You really shouldn't have
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
xxxkkxxx
Hong Kong
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
airplanes-suck
United States
The talk
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
college kid
United States
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Top comments
nativebacon 0
#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!
Yulia_fml 0
Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.
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chaos43 0
At the time of this comment the 'you deserved it' spells 1337... Is that an FML on its own?
chazmc999 0
Why have so many people say this person deserved it?
Lucy111 0
sex in public is pretty ****** up. sex in public when you have your CHILDREN with you, why that's just wrong!
hbroken 2
I dont get it
peel_fml 0
I don't see why this is so bad, to be honest. If you get worked up over things like this, it's rather clear that your life is really quite nice, and you just like to bitch and moan about things that don't matter so that you can fit in with the rest.
thecheeseking 0
wats the mile high club?
fantasyworld 39
Sex in the plane's bathroom.
maxdavies 0
In what possible way could anyone say you deserved that? You didn't choose to have kinky parents.
jorgitooo 0
Protection?
CupidSparrow 0
Get over it. Your parents have a life too.
phantomdonut 0
At least your parents are still together and still love each other.