Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
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Top comments
nativebacon 0
#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!
Yulia_fml 0
Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.
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Babygirl2338 0
ewwie
Guywhodoesstuff 5
Wow. I just really hope you didn't have to use the bathroom after them.
elizacandle 29
grow up
emily689 25
you found while on the plane or they did it while you were on the plane?
castielnovak 13
I don't understand why people complain so much about their parents having sex. That just means they're still madly in love! Better than them being divorced.