Creeped out
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I was awakened by knocking on my door, only to find my parents standing there. Turns out, they booked two one-way tickets to visit me from another country. Their plan? I should scrap my upcoming 2-week vacation to hang out because they invested in this trip. Oh, and they didn't book a hotel. I'm 31. FML
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
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Top comments
nativebacon 0
#3 - But on a plane? The bathrooms are so SMALL!!!!
Yulia_fml 0
Go mom and dad! Oh man, I hope I'll be as feisty as them when I have children.
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Comments (137)
PollySighDevil 0
This is so stupid... I want to know why this shit gets accepted, when I post some truly ****** up shit that really happened and it doesn't make it through??? wtf
redshoe962 0
The only way I can see this as a FYL is if your parents are getting more action than you are :P
sierramarie 0
O.K wat tha hell is the mile high club?
tzecco 2
How do you NOT know what it is? Google it.
XxRandomHeroxX 0
were u sitting next to them? that would suck..
JLo1313 0
so what, can't your parents have a sex life too
elsapea 0
bahaha, you parents are mad. ;D
ahairygorilluh 0
how do you know?-a
DamionDude 0
Bathroom sex... Bathroom smex.. you know we all about the bathroom sex!
SillyKailee 0
LMFAO! #126 Yeessss - a