Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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Top comments
herbasaur 0
maybe it was your girlfriend O.o
illmatic2 16
My first guess would be your dog.
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Comments (258)
alainababi 0
haha, yeeaa thts fukking disgusting dude. hmm, i wonder if ur dad thinks about ur gf when hes ****** ur mom??? hahaha.
Christopher08 0
I guess you know how to pick em just like mama
HappyPickles 11
This is a true FML. I YDI every drama-queen that whinges about being scarred for life through hearing their parents having sex. But this is a real FML - unless, of course, #225 is right, in which case ... oh, still FYL :o) In fact, the more I think about it, the more I suspect your father is rattling your gf's bones.
sparkey1568 0
dude tht rlly sucks I'm sorry:(
crazytoaster 2
Somewhere, Freud is fist-pumping the air and screaming "i've claimed another!".
sensitiveviking 3
The reason it's an FML is cause now the sex is better than ever
LTHoratioCaine 4
Obviously... Me
imright24 0
How do you know they were having intercourse? Maybe he was just licking her ass. And anyone that calls it "sexual intercourse" is too young to be having sex.
GCSB 0
thank u!! i know i'm not perfect, but isn't that how it should be? the modeling industry and media etc. is trying to steer people away from that idea, that only stick thin girls can wear bikini's... hey, I'm 5'7", 135lbs and damn proud of it! :-) thanks for sticking up for me, girls :-) means a lot...
HappyPickles 11
GCSB (#243) You are correct that you probably aren't perfect, but from where I'm standing, I can't see it :o) (perhaps you buy the wrong coloured goldfish biscuits...?? - I'm reliably informed that can make someone imperfect :o) Love and Peace all, and GCSB (I wonder what that stands for?? - you're not a New Zealander??) ... anyway, feel free to post as many pics of your so-close-to-perfect-that-no-one-can-tell-the-difference body as you like :o)
xXxbiancaxXx 0
bleHh thats just nasty dude