Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years, the father of my son, has been the pervert who has been harassing my mother with weird texts and pictures of his knob. The cops told me after we went to the police station to report it and catch the creep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my stepfather's new phone. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been anonymously sexting with through an adult website is the seriously creepy stalker-ish front desk worker from our office building, who also happens to be the building owner's son. Shit. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
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Judus_beej 0
you should hear what he did to your grandma.
bekah22587 0
WOW...I'd keep my child away from him.
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Comments (99)
supahnazi 0
u guys are all unreasonable. if her mom says some stranger is sending her naked pictures, the op probably wouldnt ask to see them. shes not gonna drop what shes doing to look at the random guys penis
randombitches1 0
he's a keeper =)....................
a_z_0_9_9_0_z_a 2
I'm pretty sure if he was sending texts and shit you'd recognize the number. Unless he bought and paid for a secret phone. You can not block numbes when sending any type of text. So this is just stupid, you should have realized. Just saying
Jannettecooks 1
Why didn't you know it was him from his knob?
catsie_fml 14
It's weird how you didn't recognize his "knob" in the pictures.
cwl727 33
You didn't recognize your boyfriend's penis.
daemonsparta 16
you'd think you would have recognized the knob