Today, after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down, and all current employees will be relocated or dismissed, and that my interview, scheduled for tomorrow, is postponed indefinitely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML
Today, after three interviews, I accepted an offer for my dream job and submitted my notice. The company called me to say they couldn't contact my referees and have now withdrawn the offer. I'm now officially unemployed. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
Today, it was my two-week anniversary of starting my new job, after over a year of unemployment due to Covid. It was great, I was getting on with people, and it actually felt like a career where my skillset was valued and I was appreciated by the management. I showed up to work this morning to find it had burned down. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I found out I have a job interview coming up. For the job I'm currently doing and have been for the last nine months. My manager told me not to expect too much. FML
Today, I went in for I thought would be an interview for a promotion, but turns out there was no interview set up, and they'd already decided who would be the next manager. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Well now it saves you the trouble of having to light the place on fire when they don't hire you...think of it as a win.
oliver86 8
looks like some of the employees got *sunglasses* fired YEEEAAAH!!!
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Comments (55)
rainbowdrive 5
Guess who needs to start job hunting. You will be ok.
gooBUZZ 0
That's a stupid question. Obviously he has been job hunting. Good day, sir.
gooBUZZ 0
Well, unless you meant yourself?
iSitt 0
what they didn't tell you is that three of their employees took all the half cents rounded off in accounting and put them in a bank check which another employee found and stole then set fire to the place.
ey3seecold 0
I guess the dude you were replacing wasn't going out like that.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
well. look on the bright side. if you can find one.
cmac86 24
I'll bet the guy who did it was sick of them taking his stapler.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
guess? don't you mean Chanel? OH YEAH!
labratory5 0
STRIPPER FIGHT :D
Lustuu_fml 14
You unlucky!
SweetieLish 0
Well now it saves you the trouble of having to light the place on fire when they don't hire you...think of it as a win.
Marcelb 17
LOL
magicalrubixdude 0
doubble win...
Zebidee 9
Trippple win...
zcknight 0
I've seen this Fml before....
shycricket 0
That really bites. Good luck finding a job! :)
Qluz 3
with a bad economy and this. im sorry op
gooBUZZ 0
Wow unlucky. Funny though... :)
B1ACKR3IGN 3
seems as though they lied to you and just didn't wanna interview you. that must suck sorry op
Judahsh 8
Yeah thats what i thought the fml would be
schwancy 2
I believe your feelings about the cancelled job interview pale in comparison to how the owner feels about his incinerated business.
takeapieandrun 9
F the other employees lives, they were probably depending on that income.
shycricket 0
Well, I am sure they got relocated. At least I would hope so!
unidentified_sta 5
"will be relocated or dismissed" Nope.