Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years, the father of my son, has been the pervert who has been harassing my mother with weird texts and pictures of his knob. The cops told me after we went to the police station to report it and catch the creep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my stepfather's new phone. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been anonymously sexting with through an adult website is the seriously creepy stalker-ish front desk worker from our office building, who also happens to be the building owner's son. Shit. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
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Judus_beej 0
you should hear what he did to your grandma.
bekah22587 0
WOW...I'd keep my child away from him.
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Comments (99)
RedPillSucks 33
Looks like he was dating you to get to your mom. Good luck with that... Sorry, in advance for your sons future problems.
ameliabeth09 0
Omg people OP is not a **** for having this guys kid that she has been with for 2 years there is nothing wrong with that. Also it is likely that he got a second phone to harass her mother my ex did that...
ameliabeth09 0
And the "she should know his junk" bit.. Come on.. The all look the same pretty much geeze
junker311 0
I would recognize my husbands in a second.
Terezi 0
Are you kidding? Those things are like snowflakes- no two are exactly the same. Also, I'd recognize my husband's in a heartbeat.
DocBastard 40
Amelia - exactly how many have you seen in order to come to that conclusion?
boopityboppity 11
The apostrophe matters, 55. At the moment, you're saying you're a polygamist.
Lizz7 0
**** much?
honeybunches88 5
Since when has it become acceptable throw around the word "****" so much? It is disrespectful and degrading. When women use it towards other women, it gives men the right to do so also.
starile 20
Yep, anybody would recognize their boyfriend/husband's penis easily.
mrjmaster1234 0
thats a true fml
rattusrattus 19
Why do people say that she should have 'got to know him'. I think after two years she thought she knew him pretty well. He's not going to say 'oh, btw, I'm a creep and your mother looks extra stalkable" is he? And the son could be pretty young. If he is new born and carried to full term, they would have been in a relationship just over a year when he was conceived - maybe a little early, but not unreasonable really.
heatherrr23 0
wow. that's really weird.
maniac310 2
Did your mom like it?
maybaybe 0
hahaha
honeybunches88 5
Why did you need to go to the cops? Couldn't you have just asked your mom what number the texts were from and realized it was your boyfriend's number?
RedPillSucks 33
She probably went to the cops to help her mom press charges. Also, many (not all, of course) moms and daughters don't like to show each other sexting photos they got on their phones.
honeybunches88 5
She didn't have to show the pictures. She obviously knew that there was a creeper texting her mom. I would think that, if this were me, I would want to know the phone number and turn that in to the police.
maybaybe 0
two words: private number.
honeybunches88 5
You can't block your number in a text can you? I thought that was only for calls.
chokolatecandie1 6
so creepy .......
koji8123 0
ydi ****