Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years, the father of my son, has been the pervert who has been harassing my mother with weird texts and pictures of his knob. The cops told me after we went to the police station to report it and catch the creep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my stepfather's new phone. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been anonymously sexting with through an adult website is the seriously creepy stalker-ish front desk worker from our office building, who also happens to be the building owner's son. Shit. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
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Judus_beej 0
you should hear what he did to your grandma.
bekah22587 0
WOW...I'd keep my child away from him.
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Comments (99)
abier 0
today my boyfriend asked me wat a bonner is. FML
donicus 0
and just what is a bonner? don't you mean boner?
ImaginaryFoe 1
From what phone? Your bf (ex?) is an idiot for thinking his brilliant plan would not be discovered.
vxx 0
did you not recognize his penis in the photos?
2fknreaL 0
Exactly!
ladyvader401 5
That was my first thought, too. How did she not notice? lol
ScreamAimFire 0
well maybe her mom just told her, duh. shes not gunna be like "hey look, it's a penis!"
starile 20
Ok, FYL but still YDI for not catching him earlier. If your mom was being harassed, you should have cared enough to look at the offending phone number and see that it was your boyfriend's.
nayeli760 0
Agree*
katkev 5
Creeper...
Mauskau 36
Would you not recognise it being his if you have a kid with him? Unless you both get dressed in the dark or have never seen him naked in the light, you'd be able to find one distinction.
DethbyFML 0
you are wise about tallywackers beyond your years. your knowledge of dicks superior to that of any before you. practice makes perfect.
RedPillSucks 33
Dicks are not like fingerprints. I'm guessing that not every woman spends so much time examining it to know its intimate details, especially if they'd had traditional sex.
happycupcake 0
i'm pretty sure she wouldn't examine a photo of some anonymous guy's dick hoping she'll recognize it... it sounds like they decided to go about it the proper way which involves police and seeing as little unidentified dick as possible.
RedPillSucks 33
Can you imagine what the police lineup would have been? cop: OK #4, drop 'em! Ma'am, is this the perpetrator? her: Well, I'm not sure. The picture doesn't have that purple vein and, OMG! what is that large bump!?
starile 20
I agree with 27. Anyone would recognize their boyfriend's penis.
perdix 31
YDI for dating Brett Favre.
bigphill1333 0
I see what you did there.
DethbyFML 0
you know private numbers show up on the bill you get, right ?
BaronConall 0
You've barely known this guy 2 years and already have a kid with him? YDI for opening your legs for the first guy to want you without getting to know what kind of freak he is.
starile 20
Read, 33. It says he was her boyfriend for two years. She probably knew him for ten years before that.
ballbearing 10
Wow you judgmental ****! I knew my sons father for four years however we celebrated our first year as a couple with our two week old son.
ninjalope 0
you guys could a three way