Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Today, I got fired. A woman, who'd been ignoring me at the workplace, told me I wasn't friendly enough. She turned out to be the manager. Apparently, she likes to test the new hires by being extremely cold and unwelcome. She never even introduced herself. Also, it only pays 70% of the minimum wage. FML
Today, I found out that one of my subordinates, who is whiny, incompetent, undermining, the definition of passive-aggressive and stupid, was given a pay raise. She now makes more than me. My boss values a complete moron over me. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my new supervisor arrived after my old one had transferred away and we had a quick evaluation meeting. As it turns out, I'm not actually a good employee like I thought. I just had a shitty boss who didn't care enough to let me know I wasn't meeting company standards. FML
Today, I had to pretend in front of our director that my manager is a nice person. In reality, she's a soul-sucking bully who has made my life so miserable that twice I was on the brink of nervous breakdown. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Most people seem nice at first. Rage-aholics especially need to be false. Try to find a job with a boss who is consistently grumpy. You can always trust grumpy.
Marcella1016 32
But not Sleepy, Dopey, or especially Happy. Make sure Sneezy wears a mask, and listen to your Doc. I don’t know about Bashful we’ve never met. Seems sus to me, though.
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RichardPencil 32
Most people seem nice at first. Rage-aholics especially need to be false. Try to find a job with a boss who is consistently grumpy. You can always trust grumpy.
Marcella1016 32
But not Sleepy, Dopey, or especially Happy. Make sure Sneezy wears a mask, and listen to your Doc. I don’t know about Bashful we’ve never met. Seems sus to me, though.
Deborah Chapman Lund 2
Do you work at Walmart?
mccuish 25
I’ve worked with this type of boss and it’s not fun. I’m glad I stuck it out since I’ve got a nicer boss now
The_Dude420 9
Sounds familiar