Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, I stuck my hand out the car window and noticed my arm fat flapping in the wind. FML
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
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FFML_314 12
Light their hair on fire. You will surely have the last laugh.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yummy... good thing it wasn't your mouth!
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Comments (83)
gangstabarbie 0
what the **** does YDI mean
NezzyLove 0
Sexy(; Did you have a nice tingly sensation when it hit you? OP, you secretly loved it.
Fop 6
The person in front of you was picking THEIR scab? The person in front of you was, in fact, several people? I realise the meaning of the word "they" in this context, but you, OP, are over-using it. Surely, you must've been close enough to see the aforementioned person's gender. God.
Foxinskunk 7
.......Obviously ripped off from the throwup bus FML.
Brookie_91 0
your parents have nasty friends
dannnyxox 0
gags* that the nastyyy!D:
bittersweet1 0
puke puke ewwww
hockeychick8 0
That is barf worthy. Poor you OP
Axis_ZA 0
Ah thats a kak one .!
lexahlovesyou 0
At least he wasn't leaving his scabs in the car :p