Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up during sex and set me on his shoulders, with his face buried in my pussy. I loved it until he took a step and put my face right in the path of the ceiling fan. FML
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robertlovespi 3
That's a different way to break the bed during sex...
richy90255 8
THe bed must have been worn out ... If u know what I mean
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Comments (148)
broim13calm_down 8
Atleast you weren't in the hospital with glass wounds and a concussion.(:
vanessaizawesome 8
Why would she have glass wounds?? Or was that from another fml?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
It's another FML reference. The guy dropped his girlfriend through the coffee table during sex and they had to go to the hospital.
Ozuru 11
he must have thrown you hard :o
hockeyoceancity 13
Probally not the only thing he did hard to her... The bed got worn out some how...
Quinn32 16
Maybe it was Hulk throwing her on the bed...
gracehi 33
Shouldn't have gotten that bed from Ikea, I guess. He was just testing its durability after he assembled it and well...it failed.
DespairFaction 11
Haha that's exactly what I said too.
whosindahouse 9
And then the metal bar hit her in the face (Other FML reference)
bake2323 1
Your a sack of shit.
A7X_LoVeee 10
You're* Don't mean to be an ass but if you're going to insult someone at least do it right.
KitGrey 4
Passion is for thin people ;-)
Pelvispresley 8
So I take it you're a virgin?
KitGrey 4
lol
Bonzer 2
Zing!
winnerme123 8
At least it wasn't a glass table.
newbiehere99 6
Um coffee table ...
unknown_user5566 27
A coffee table is still, in fact, a table.
amak1228 3
It doesn't necessarily mean you're fat... The bed might have been pretty old, and the force of being thrown too hard...
Keliosan 6
Tell him to buy a costume and prowl the streets fighting crime, because that sounds like it was ******* awesome. Aside from you being the thing he put through your bed...
asleepingbear 8
Go get a temperpedic from jordons furniture I heard they were nice and cozy
gracehi 33
What are you a spokesperson or something? No spam, please!
misterjez 15
Hulk smash!