Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
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dchswr85 6
That's hilarious!
BearBear1213 0
Oh sucks for you!
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ceruleanblu 1
At my school we have a toilet seat as a hall pass. With Winnie the Pooh stickers on it.
crazygurlzz1 5
u work tht plunger!(:
losrgrl 0
Lol! When I was in elementary my 5th grade teacher made us use a plunger as a hall pass, too.
MatthewTN 0
Hahah that's how your teacher avoids interruptions in class
kengipoo 1
i used to have to carry a toilet seat.
kittylovesyouu 4
In my school we walk around with a pink toilet seat..
7love_fml 0
I walk around with a poster with a piece of shit drawn in it & a toilet, it's called the potty pass btw according to the lable...I'm a softmore in highschool....-___-
DollFaceRiotGrrr 3
My English teacher does this too. This would be weird if we go to the same school. But, for the sake of curiosity, I must ask, Are you a ninth grader at Muskegon High?
ashhxoxo 14
And? My hall pass for one of my classes is a baby leg.
Epikouros 32
You know what would be a great idea? Having pupils wear a toilet seat as a hall pass if they want to go to the bathroom! Nobody thought of that, eh? I am so original!