Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
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dchswr85 6
That's hilarious!
BearBear1213 0
Oh sucks for you!
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pemcorgiluvr 0
We had to take a toilet paper roll on a string and a toilet seat and wear them around our necks.
denzell 6
Lucky for u I have to take a baby skeleton in a tiny fake baby stroller.
LoveAlways27 0
Quit your whining, a lot of teachers do that, I've walked around the hallway with a 4ft tall doll hall pass , a drafting T-square hall pass and my favorite one, a toilet seat hall pass
decidedlyvague 11
Be grateful for the easy access for those "just in case" moments.
jloverr 0
every teacher has a plunger at my school for a hall pass... suck it up
sylphy 0
To all the people who had to wear toilet seats: It isn't as if someone has put their ass ON the seat. Seriously it could be worse, like the coyote poop in a jar my enviromental science teacher used. She had a story of how she found it in the woods and put it in her sweater pocket until she got home and found a jar.. She was... so weird...
duckie227 22
Did you ever think to just leave the 'hall pass' on the floor outside the door and just grab it before heading back inside the classroom?
delilahtealight 0
this is just weird we had actual hall passes u know the kind on paper. lol I kinda wish my teachers did that though makes for interesting convo
iMagzzzy 0
So does my teacher, the sad part is im not joking.
itz_towelie 6
why is that bad? shit like that is fun, my teacher use to make me carry a bottle of soap. one day a cute girl asked me, "do you bring your own soap from home?" with a wierd look. I said ya dont you? she said no so i just looked at her and said huh... thats kind of wierd but whatever.