Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker told me something I didn't realize was confidential, until later when my boss called me, saying someone may have shared something confidential with me, and me, not thinking so, said I don't think anyone did. We hung up, they called back and elaborated, and it dawned on me now they think I'm a liar. FML
Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
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Top comments
milkman18 16
Tell her you have a "thing" with Ryan Gosling and you totally get what she's talking about
momof3honeybee 13
One of those people that have to one up everyone. Sorry op thats the pitt.
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Comments (73)
individual00 14
Someone needs help. That's a schizophrenic delusion if ever I heard one.
CaptainBat 9
Why would someone lie about going to New York in the first place?
HWICUNow 10
Communicates via TV interviews... (backs away slowly)
rockwrench 18
Sounds like you work in a nut psycho ward.
xluciferx666 21
Plant a "letter" from brad pit in her desk and see what happens
Silk_Routes 14
i like ur idea :)
classicsparkles 17
Pathological liars and other such humans with egomania centered psychological dysfunction have a bad habit of projecting what otheres seem to see in them onto others.
Steve_Dudley_UK 10
Smack her in the mouth and say how date she have an affair with your friend Angela's husband.
Domonator 16
Do you work in a post office?
still_guns 16
It sounds like she has Erotomania, the delusion that a celebrity is in love with you and sending secret messages through the media... despite the fact you don't know eachother
BloodyGlass 10
"Have you checked into a psych ward yet? No? Let me just call them up and have the nice people in white take you away." :D