Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker told me something I didn't realize was confidential, until later when my boss called me, saying someone may have shared something confidential with me, and me, not thinking so, said I don't think anyone did. We hung up, they called back and elaborated, and it dawned on me now they think I'm a liar. FML
Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
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milkman18 16
Tell her you have a "thing" with Ryan Gosling and you totally get what she's talking about
momof3honeybee 13
One of those people that have to one up everyone. Sorry op thats the pitt.
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Comments (73)
DoomSkuller 28
She sounds like she belongs in a padded room...
WhosThatItsMe 8
"I've been to New York, which is right across the border and should not be a surprise to anyone." "STFU YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR, UNLIKE BRAD PITT WHO TOTALLY GETS ME"
sorakin77 1
That sounds like a very specific mental disorder to me. You should suggest that she get some professional help. Things can go south pretty fast even if she seems to be functional now.
marcranger 29
It is an actual mental disorder, but it's been my experience that people with mental disorders aren't going to get help if someone else suggests they do. This woman's only going to get pissed and provide "evidence" that Brad Pitt really is speaking to her through his movies and interviews, or just shut OP out entirely.
sorakin77 1
You can't diagnose a mental disorder from just one symptom no matter how specific the symptom is. A lot of conditions can present with delusions. Suggesting that she get help is better than not doing anything.
marcranger 29
I believe you were the one who suggested, ergo armchair diagnosed, this coworker? And take it from someone who's lived with a borderline personality, saying nothing until the mentally ill person brings up the fact that might have a problem first is usually the way to go. OP's coworker is a lot more liable to lash out at either OP or herself than get help. Unless the person is actively harming themself or others, you can't make them talk to a professional, and most don't want to do that unless they recognize the problem entirely on their own.
AirBusDriver 23
Brad sounds like a really understanding and compassionate guy. She's so lucky to have him. Sounds like a proposal is eminent, the office really should send a gift. Would a ride aboard SpaceshipOne be something they would enjoy together?
zenrael 21
This is a person you shouldn't be talking to.
FalloutScrolls 25
I dunno, OP. Seems legit. Her story has the ring of truth to it. Whereas going to New York...nobody does that.
LetMeSleepPlease 23
I might be wrong, but this sounds like schizophrenia to me. Not that there's anything wrong with having it, I just hope she doesn't get worse and has to live in fear due to hallucinations.
writergirl1029 17
Schizophrenia is degenerative. She most likely will get worse, especially if she doesn't get help.
zmanryan2015 7
I think she's been having too much to drink while at work. Next thing you know she will be saying Barney is a real dinosaur and she going into battle as the drunk power ranger
daGun 18
Don't worry about the crazy ones. Just make sure they don't know where you live.
that_guy31 12
wtf