Today, my coworker called me a liar when I said I've been to New York. This is the same psycho who honestly expects me to believe that she and Brad Pitt have a "thing" and that he secretly communicates with her through interviews on TV. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker told me something I didn't realize was confidential, until later when my boss called me, saying someone may have shared something confidential with me, and me, not thinking so, said I don't think anyone did. We hung up, they called back and elaborated, and it dawned on me now they think I'm a liar. FML
Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, the creepy regular customer found out I was lying about having a boyfriend in order to keep him away. He now thinks this is me playing hard to get. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
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Top comments
milkman18 16
Tell her you have a "thing" with Ryan Gosling and you totally get what she's talking about
momof3honeybee 13
One of those people that have to one up everyone. Sorry op thats the pitt.
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Comments (73)
qdawg06 23
I think she probably needs some professional help. She sounds delusional.
Model_Type_Chick 6
Follow me on Wattpad to read my story @MsYonnie
Danne696 14
This is actually a syndrom called Erotomania, your coworker needs help.
iAlissa 34
Well, she sounds like a lunatic to begin with, so why let her opinion bother you?
xxlinneamxx 17
Does her opinion really matter too much then? Haha
herpderp1234 17
She cray cray!
firecracker5 11
What?!?!?....!!!! That bitch is crazy ...!!
rabbi1010 29
I wouldnt sweat it. I also have a coworker like this. Hes told so many delusional stories no one believes anything he says anymore.
danimal_crackerz 26
Lol that's a mental disorder
AirBusDriver 23
WT serious ****??