Today, the guy I really like asked me if I'd like to go to a hockey game this weekend. I said I'd love to go, so he said, "Then you'd best get a ticket soon before they sell out." I still don't know if I have a date or not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Axipiter 24
You probably don't...
MsConfusedd 27
I'd say not. And if you do he doesn't sound like a very nice guy to be on one with.
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Comments (117)
BobbieH 19
You don't and the guy is a dick. You might be best served by moving on from this crush.
i8cake 12
Oh you got a cheapskate for a date! You should get club seat tickets and waive to him in the nose bleed section! That'll teach him!
GayMatt 22
Still go to the game OP :)
MysteryGuest214 10
Skip it, OP. Nothing but aggravation, now and down the line. There must be another cute guy in your orbit.
MysteryGuest214 10
Oh, and the next time some guy—or this guy—issues such an ambiguous, half-hearted, half-assed invitation, put on your big girl panties and ask him, "So, are you asking me out, or what?" I do recognize you were at a disadvantage because you "like" him. So pretend you don't.
SeahawksnationxD 7
Really guys? I don`t get why woman can do harsh thing to a man like call him rude names or not help him and you guys just laugh. But whenever a man laughs at a woman or does anything, even something a little rude but not that bad,you jump to the woman`s side and call the guy an asshole. Are you all man haters or feminists?
squideth 18
What the **** are you even talking about? Do you honestly think that being called a "feminist" is an insult? You're blathering about shit that doesn't even happen kid.
kbuglgbco 4
That's not a good guy to like OP you deserve much better than that.. He seems like a jerk
L4miimii 7
I think that was just a heads up "you better get your ticket soon"
Kage01 4
He may have been meaning to make friendly talk with you. Not to ask you out to it
ratbastard 3
I'd say yes it's a date. Tickets are expensive unless it's preseason don't be discouraged it's a lot on one person for a first date