Today, the guy I really like asked me if I'd like to go to a hockey game this weekend. I said I'd love to go, so he said, "Then you'd best get a ticket soon before they sell out." I still don't know if I have a date or not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
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Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
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Axipiter 24
You probably don't...
MsConfusedd 27
I'd say not. And if you do he doesn't sound like a very nice guy to be on one with.
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dRUMsKELETON 12
this sounds like an older persons version of the kids trick where a boy tells you he likes you, and when you say you like him too he says he is joking and it was all a ploy to see where your affections truly lie. though that would be immature at best. sorry OP, sounds like it isnt a date.
cutiepie99 17
As strange as this situation may sound I had a similar problem except it was a football game and it was his but you never know maybe ask him a follow up question about the game like are u going as well? Or something to get him intrested it ended up working out well for me and my friends and I went to cheer him on afterwards we went on a really cute date together who knows for give up yet op! I wish u luck!
cbelanger 9
Yeah this is definitely not a date. Sorry about that. Only go if you want to, not for the other person.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Even if it's not a date, you still get to see a hockey game.
Mrs_Jones_ 3
I don't think you do, sounds like an ass
etishuman22 32
Yeah, deary this is not a date. Unless hockey tickets are cheap where you live, I'd say forget it. Go out with some gal pals instead and do something fun. Besides, if he wasn't buying your ticket then there were no guarantees you'd be even close to his seating section anyway.
Terri_Dactal 13
Not a date in this case it seems. However a guy does not always have to pay for a girl on a date. I don't know how it works in the states, but in Australia people tend to take turns in paying for each other or they pay for themselves
wholock 12
Probably my. But you should still go to the game. WIN WIN
Dcm210 19
What a douche, hopefully you have other friends to go with?
perdix 31
Looks like you have a date with about 15,000 screaming fans. Unless it's the Florida Panthers, then it's about 80.
horneyhic 15
No Florida has more then 80 however since anyone with a Florida drivers licence gets in free there's probly less the 80 paying people Phenix on the hand has about 10 fans
perdix 31
#64, actually, I mean the screaming fans part. Pants games usually had more than 80 attendees, but those with knowledge of the game was probably in the double-digits. They'd have to wait until the goal light came on to cheer.
Axipiter 24
I hear they started flashing "GOAL" up on the scoreboard because most fans weren't watching the game, only trying to see scores from other sports.
DanielleinDC 34
In the case of the Panthers, it just might be fans of the visiting team.