Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was told it is "fatphobic" to "assume someone's weight is related to their food choices" and that I have a "problematic relationship with food." All because I didn't want to eat a bigger slice of the cake someone brought in at work. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML
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Top comments
geekbuscus 19
Sounds like he's got asshole problems.
trellz17 19
Well I guess that's a skinny boy problem too cause I hate that shit. I want all my fudge!!
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Comments (113)
shanebob 15
That's actually pretty funny.
ShadowClone27 3
Lol
lillithraven95 11
I sure hope to have a husband like that... Gee.. Girl, give that man a lesson! :D
Jairo_23difo 3
divorce his ass #singleguyproblems
jeriaslovesyou 16
I would've made him sleep on the couch, haha!
hope4life 9
Ahhh he is glad he is not married to 90% of the Females I know. They would have put that Boy or douche which ever you chose to call him in his place. Theres never a reason to joke about a gals weight. My thought is who does he think he is to be able to talk like that? In other words don't put up with that Shit, you are a Woman! Curvy, skinny, any body shape, flaunt it Girl!
Dean_N 15
Next time you're having sex, mutter "small dick problems"
RogueWarrior869 23
That was certainly uncalled for on his part. Nothing wrong with complaining about something like that. It's just one of those little annoying things.
Saiera 1
Wow. What an asshole.
yetanotherginger 19
Are you sure he didn't say "first world problems"?