Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was told it is "fatphobic" to "assume someone's weight is related to their food choices" and that I have a "problematic relationship with food." All because I didn't want to eat a bigger slice of the cake someone brought in at work. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML
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Top comments
geekbuscus 19
Sounds like he's got asshole problems.
trellz17 19
Well I guess that's a skinny boy problem too cause I hate that shit. I want all my fudge!!
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Comments (113)
TheLadyOpal 30
The only thing worse than not being able to reach the fudge at the bottom of your sundae is not having a hot fudge sundae at all :(
simplysarcastics 26
Now that songs is in my head.. I'm the F to the E R G the I the E. .... fergilicious.....
Dreamsorrow93 24
Fat girl answer? Ask for extra hot fudge on top?
BananEnigma 24
But as the ice cream melts is slinks to the sides and eventually the bottom anyway!!! :(
jack_jill05 14
Weird Fact of the Day: when the guy that invented the pringles can died he was cremated and buried inside one because he was so proud of it.
Khaleesi_26 30
I told her "fat girl ptoblems", and then the fight began.... But jokes/quotes aside every body type is beautiful OP so who cares what he says. And if you were ever unhappy with weight, once you start working out the pounds with shed. It's hard at first but gets easier :).
greatfirstdate 18
That's a dickish thing to say to your wife, but maybe he was just joking, like when people say, "First world problems"?
ileenefudge 29
I favorited this simply because Fudge is amazing, and it really is my last name. :D
kinky44 28
So your boyfriend is a. . . fudge packer?
Malcazar 22
what he meant was those are the type of problems fat girls usually have..that doesn't mean he was calling you fat! got your back bro!
SpamPam 18
Could you have made it any more obvious that the only reason you are defending him is because of some childish "bro code"?
AFaye3964 17
That isnt the probkem, Your husband is
ahippienamedrae 10
That is a legitimate problem for any rational human being