Devornine

Miss Denver, USA 39 years-old

Anonymous 16 August 2009, 18:53 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

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thedd 18 August 2009, 04:44 United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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