Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny Smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
I hate to dampen your spirits but water we supposed to do? That's frankly quite funny.
reneebellinger 8
You should have given them a hug after!
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Comments (71)
jw90 18
That's when you shake your fist and curse at her.
PleaseCall999 2
Don't know about the U.S but in England if it's intentional it's illegal to do that. Imagine being in prison for that, "what you in for?", "I beat a guy to death, you?", "splashed someone..."
whatwhyhoo 10
It's illegal in Canada and Japan too. Probably many other countries.
linkdapink 3
It's actually illegal to purposefully do that in the uk. There was a case on it where a couple got prosecuted after putting a video on YouTube of them splashing people in their car!
buckdharma 38
I heard it's hard to get a conviction in those cases because the accuser is all wet.
dudeimmadoc 9
Sorry to hear that OP! At least you weren't wearing white :)
ilytyvm 25
How do you know OP wasn't wearing white?
jdeezy01 13
How does not wearing white make that situation any better? It sucks no matter what color you are wearing
BeautifulChaos27 37
White usually becomes see-through when wet.
fakedsincerity 32
at least she had the decency to pull over instead of crashing from laughter.
whatwhyhoo 10
It's not illegal in Indiana, wow? It's illegal in a lot of countries.
Mauskau 36
That's illegal in the uk if you can avoid the puddle, if you can't then you have to slow down so it doesn't create a huge splash. Hopefully you can get them in trouble.
WellThatSucked89 13
I'm sorry but I find it way ridiculous that its illegal anywhere! I mean, yeah, have manners; but jail or a fine for driving through a puddle on purpose?! Those lawmakers would hate down and dirty Georgia... we go muddin' all the time!
Thorzix 23
Nope, in both Canada and the US, it's perfectly legal and people enjoy doing it to pedestrians, it's extremely annoying...
fakedsincerity 32
I love to imagine this for an answer to why someone is in prison. "I splashed someone with my car" :')
freezeangel 11
give her the finger!!!
jrock9093 18
That sucks op people these day are so inconsiderate I hope you have a Better week! And know that your the bigger peraon
punz 7
And didn't ask her out? That's the perfect a answer to, Dad how did you and Mom meet?
someguy314159265 15
I direct you to his username.