Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Mrs. Ned
Incline Village, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
anon
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
no action Jackson
Hesperia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Jill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
OhGodWhy
Indianapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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pjsr 33
The garbage disposal does a good job of destroying all evidence
spinspinsugar 12
hi, op's husband 👋
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sickerthanyou 13
Well, tell him you are open to do him in the kitchen!, he clearly has a kitchen fantasy
slowhandjp 18
He has the same taste as me.
Dukenorton 10
This is more hilarious than anything. Sounds like you married an innovator
BoulderDashTank19141 6
WOW
brenniman 10
And you didn't offer to finish him off to a happy ending? So don't be so hard on him, most guys like to occasionally rub one out on their own.